From (the master) William Gibson's blog, a custom-version:

President Bush goes to an elementary school to talk about the war. After his talk, he offers to answer questions. One little boy puts up his hand and the president asks him his name.

"I'm Billy, sir."

"And what's your question, Billy?"

"I have three questions, sir.

1. Why did the US invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
2. Why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
3. Don't you think that the atomic bomb on Nagasaki, useless since the Hiroshima bomb already defeated Japan, was the worst terrorist attack of human history?

Just then the bell rings for recess. Bush announces that they'll continue after recess. When they return, Bush asks, "OK, where were we? Question time! Who has a question?"

Another little boy raises his hand. The president asks his name.

"I'm Steve, sir."

"And what's your question, Steve?"

"I have five questions, sir.

1. Why did the US invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
2. Why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
3. Don't you think that the atomic bomb on Nagasaki, useless since the Hiroshima bomb already defeated Japan, was the worst terrorist attack of human history?
4. Why did the recess bell go off twenty minutes early?
5. And what the heck happened to Billy?"